Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#24567

I once stole a candy bar

#24568

I’m a dirty criminal

#24569

How do we make elon poor for a month

I like the concept of billionaires degrading themselves to us peasants

#24570

assault and battery
the list goes on

#24571

we could cut off one of his legs and strand him in the middle of a desert

#24572

alternatively we steal his money to make him poor
i don’t think your method makes him poor

#24573

apparently Mew Oreo’s go for $10k per pack since they are the rarest Oreo

#24574

couldn’t he just get it back we have to dissolve his businesses too

#24575

mew Oreos?

#24576

pokemon collab

#24577

I thought they would be pink
It’s just
A mew on an Oreo

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#24578

i thought we clarified piracy is awesome

#24579

underwhelming yeah

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#24580
#24581

I don’t even know how a regular oreo looks like in detail. I just dunk that thing down my throat

#24582

in my defense he kind of deserved it

#24583

if money = greater than 5 dollars
steal money

#24584

Who doesn’t

Me when billionaires “pledge” they’re going to donate all of their wealth to charities

#24585

We don’t need to dissolve anything just keep stealing

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#24586

i think i know the exact scandal you’re referring to