for the record i would not love someone if they were a worm, worms are kinda gross. luckily people are not at risk of turning into worms anytime soon
Guy is pretending he has never heard of Uno I am not the only liar here
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you could put them in one of those like. ant things
teach them how to play go fish
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it came free on your fucking Xbox
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the x in xbox already implies fucking you dont have to write it twice
Damn I’m too late, was going to snag it
hold on a second
i should have been mod abusing to get a free cookie this entire time
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? what are you talking about the title clearly says “27872nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread cookie thread)”
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i assure you, arete is not a crook
ACCEPTABLE or UNACCEPTABLE: trying to teach people in my dorm to play riichi mahjong
Should be a unanimous unacceptable that’s just cruel
I’ll just find the people already poisoned and start a club.
I should get like an actual blog or journal and stop using the cookie thread. But that’s less fun
cookie thread stocks would immediately plummet. the posting economy would be in ruins
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Hey cookie thread do you ever have a vivid memory of putting something in a very clever place but having no damn clue where said clever place is. I lost my coasters and I know I slipped them away in a drawer but I have searched EVERY DRAWER they’re not visible
FOUND THEM under my medication boxes. Of course