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#25647

my sister wanted to be a history teacher but then changed her mind and became a philosophy teacher (the changing her mind part was before choosing a degree, tbc)

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#25648

real

#25649

my history teacher was just based

#25650

last year

#25651

no

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#25652

the one the year before that was less based

#25653

so basically

#25654

there’s this history teacher who is late for class at the final exam
the class is like bickering about it and then she shows up and goes
QUESTION ONE
I CAUGHT MY HUSBAND CHEATING ON ME. SHOULD I FORGIVE HIM OR KILL HIM

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#25655

lmao

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#25656

that’s not the bit i think ud appreciate but its still funny
one sec lemme find the rest of it

#25657

the only history teacher i remember got bullied by the kids and couldn’t control the class bless her

she started crying when she had to tell us that she wasn’t coming back for the next year (this was our GCSEs so we were supposed to have the same teacher in the second year) even though the kids weren’t nice to her

but i think she left because people in higher positions didn’t like her for reasons i don’t know about

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#25658

ok so she goes over the grading system and its basically
you start with an F
every question u answer correctly u go up one letter grade
if u get it wrong u keep ur grade.
and if its “especially stupid” u go back to an F
also this is ur grade for the year

anyways
she starts FAILING PEOPLE CONSTANTLY
and then all of them start offering to do insane shit to raise their grade
like organizing a smear campaign against her husband (who is the mayor)
and then blackmailing him first
and such
AND THEN AT THE END
turns out she staged the whole thing and says
“one of the great lessons of history is that you cannot appease a tyrant”
“today a tyrant walked into this room and you tried to appease her”

and then there’s a bunch of other stuff i dont remember but it was very funny

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#25659

also everyone fails except for the girl who refused to cooperate

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#25660

To be fair, I died and then used that game to townread you against consensus for a few times afterwards.

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#25661

:jigsaw:

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#25662

gigachad teacher

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#25663

:skull: when even was this

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#25664

WGAT

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#25665

Bruh.

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#25666

Inust spent anhours playing card game “SLAP THE TANLE VERY HARS” I’mn nto careyfl

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