Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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now do it for an entire mafia game and every single post u make ever

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get a job lazy gen Z haiyaaa all u do is sit inside watch tiktok post in comic san. when i was your age i graduated harvard and started business.

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you donā€™t even realize thats my thing

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Iā€™m starting to suspect I might be too dumb for this world

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Getting a degree in how to solve bulgaria (a big problem)

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this is the smartest idea youā€™ve had all year

akin to artistotle - ā€œall i know is that i donā€™t know anythingā€

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After the third time in three days locking yourself out of your room you get some ideas

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Iā€™m gonna rig the fucking lock

i did the exact same when i moved in my second uni. giving me ptsd from the anxiety i felt banging and yelling and waking up my housemates at near midnight to unlock the front door for me

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So many problems can be solved with a sticky note and some tape

one time i was so guilty that i decided that iā€™m gonna sleep on the bench in the park like a homeless person (and i did it) (i froze my ass off and was terrified someone from uni would see me)

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How the heck did you manage

May you shouldā€™ve used training locks!!!

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That sounds like something I would do. Which menas itā€™s probably a bad idea

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The door autolocks when you close it no matter what & I have no roommates so if I leave my key in there Iā€™m just fucked and have to find an RA to unlock it

I went my first few days without locking myself out once but I go in and out of my room to grab shit so often now that itā€™s just bound to happen with some regularity

Today I was doing laundry.

I also managed to lose a whole-ass broom and dustpan

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thats a good way of thinking. just think ā€œwhat would may doā€ and do the opposite. if u follow this mindset u will probably be a millionaire enterpreneur soon

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You think they have ADHD meds here

doors that lock automatically are so fucking stupid

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