Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

the people who buy those for the living spaces deserve to get locked in a room and starved to death for how fucking stupid they are

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My door isn’t visibly open even now that I’ve rigged the lock so hopefully nobody steals shit. My room is the first one you see on the first floor thtough so like

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Maybe I should obscure some stuff form immediate view. You need a card to get in but I still do not trust

I’ve seen the people who live in this building. They would let most people in

I’m gonna go to the dining hall and eat free ice cream there instead of my home ice cream, which was eight dollars so I can’t waste it

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*~free (meal plan)

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I gotta find someone who will make a copy of the key. It says ā€œDO NOT COPYā€ in big letters but obviously that’s just text. Two is marginally harder to lose than one

Why do I have to spend EIGHT EARTH DOLLARS for some white chocolate rapsberry truffle ice cream. It’s sooooo small. I could have spent my allotted monopoly money on it but I didn’t realise at the time

Why the heck would it get designed like this

Did you actually lockpick yourself in

No theres people on your floor whose job it is to have the key to all the rooms who you can ask about it

And sometimes you have to ask three times in three days

This is so sad :sob:

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Now I have to figure out how to lock it when I want it locked. I guess I could just take the sticky note off but I’d forgot about it

The instinct will help you alot here. Get in trouble a couple times and you’ll get PTSD from it

Dining hall is closed but I found a different event with ice cream that starts on the hour

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I am a skilled ice cream locator

I hope you get fun friends at uni. That could foster alot of poggar moments

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mha-bnha
why is life so hard…? i feel like such a baka for missing out on sleep… It’s not my fault the new season of My Husband Got Turned Into A Sentient Machine Gun came out yesterday… How could I not watch it?.. So tired

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Literally me on a daily basis

Why french if…

[WALKTHROUGH OF RETRO GAME FROM 10 YEARS AGO]