It is very easy to be taller just wear taller shoes (regularly trips in these taller shoes to the point where someone asks me if I am okay at least once per walk to place)
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They make me 3 inches taller theyāre so worth. Itās so worth. Iāve only actually fallen once and thatās OK because I scraped my knee on the pavement and I havenāt done that in years so it was a fun & enjoyable novel experience
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I never wear bandages because I like watching wounds heal. They shouldnāt be hidden away from me I want to see it
such a peculiar specimen you are
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This is a common misconception. Iām actually pretty normal
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you are like when the joker in the dark knight told 5 different origin stories every time he gave a monologue
Which is normal.
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and we never know which is real
Most people have more than 1 story of their past which they can choose to tell at any time, Arctic. I know your entire life stems neatly from a singular event, but we canāt all be you.
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I donāt know what htis post means it sounds kindof hostile I donāt intend to be hostile Iām just posting
Iām just typing words in an order that show up on my computer screen
okay but i swear you admitted that you make up half the stories you say unless that was story and iām getting confused
That was Story. I donāt lie
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I tell half-truths and occasionally I will state false information which I have previously papered over the truth in my mind but I donāt go into conversations thinking āyeah letās lieā
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ONE TELLS ONLY THE TRUTH
ONE TELLS ONLY LIES
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Like if I want to lie, it has to be premeditated. I have to make up the story in advance, and then have the story in my mind, and then simply reach for a story which is in my mind but happens to be false
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do you think those guards work at the prison with that warden who keeps like, putting shit in boxes and setting weirdly mathematical riddles
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Most of htem are real though. I did get banned from the Backyardigans Wiki for saying āwhatās up backyard bitchesā
may you should do a rashomon plot but youāre all the witnesses