Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

yeag but i dont wear them. the lenses give me headaches because the edges are so weird with them.

ohhh

Glasses moment

glasses don’t work very well on me either its evil

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i rlly need new glasses

i need to go to eye doctor anyway

i failed my vision test at the dmv :sob::pray:

but i have to wait

so new glasses is okay

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that and the fact my eyes are literally unable to read blocky letters

like ??

they were numbers actually but
mlike

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i still refuse to believe that test was even designed to be passable

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idk i just dont like how they look with my hair. if i wore it differently maybe

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what do you MEAN you cant read blocky letters

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my voice gets so much higher when im talking to people in service and i cant replicate it please help. i want my voice to always sound like that. my voice is okay but I’d rather have that please. i can get close but it isnt a very sustainable voice. which to be fair my voice isnt very sustainable in the first place

THE NUMBERS WERE literally indecipherable in the test this lady had me di

min in a week: “so I got my new glasses, and I can see the leaves on trees now? is that normal?”

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:joy_cat:

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how many days until you need a second thread? my bet is at most three

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my vision is great but i have an evil other thing in my brain that gives me static in my vision and i get shadows really easily. although that second one might just be my light sensitivity. if you use flash photography on me i will cry

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NEW STRAT: only ever have one thread to deter players from hyperposting

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Behold:
Mafia University Article #1: Information Overload

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ill take 100

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i was gonna complain about light games but i actually like them ngl