Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

The purse doesn’t even look good when I’m holding it extremely incorrectly cause it’s too heavy

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good
nobody deserves to be subjected to that

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i think the celeste strawberry is on one of my jackets. itd look nice on my bag with t he jirachi and the mew pins i have

5 pounds

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:skull:

bro thinks hes above daeron on the social hierarchy :joy_cat:

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Im used to being the weirdest one in my social circles but this perspective got flipped on its head when i joined fol

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I pride myself in the fact that all my social circles are weird enough that I seem somewhat normal

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we’ve already descended into the weird topics nobody thinks about let’s just keep going
chat what’s your favorite febreeze scent

clean linen goes hard

STOP THIS IS TOO MICH

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FEBREEZE IS IN AMERICA?

wait

IS HEINZ TOMATO SAUCE IN AMERICA?? Do they use another brand for “ketchup”???

…yes, heinz is in america.

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heinz is literally from pittsburgh

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i wasnt the weirdest one in my social circle. there was transgender who wanted to kill me and the twins. arguably the glue of the group was also weirder than me

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BENGUINED ENTERS

heinz is like
the brand literally everyone uses it’s the only name brand ketchup i know of

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I don’t have a scale but if I did I’d weigh it I bet you’re right

HEINZ IS AMERICAN?

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i know i am on the bottom but that doesn’t mesn you are immune to slander

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