Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

you are immune to bitches

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I thought it was another creation of the English

I can’t go around asking people if they have a scale because they will think I have an eating disorder

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Not all names having Z in their name are german

One time someone scolded me for ironically using the word ubermensch (they thought its a nazi word coz it sounds pretty german and aggressive looking)

carry around a really big stock of grapes and then ask. tehyll get it

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Cant stress enough how much this large bag of chips is All For Me

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tbf ubermensch was appropriated by the nazis

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not the original intent though

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I have 3

Just for Italy I’ll eat them out of a bowl this time

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NOOOOOO

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wait holy shit yall are so close

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italy is above me on the hierarchy…

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and we’re getting closer, kanave.

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Close how?

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never heard of ubermensch but sounds like it’s just alpha male (nazi’s edition)

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wait i forgot cookie even existrd

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it’s alpha male (nietzsche edition)

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there is no cookie, only spam for the sake of spam

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if i get the cookie can i be promoted ob the hierarchy

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