Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

What if you
Wanted a normal FM games
But eliza said

“Dayvig Hydra 10er”

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bro i almost singlehandedly won this game for my team
and then DUBU MURDERED ME IN COLD BLOOD

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humanity shall not progress

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i just realized i forgot to deploy the sword cav who has perma brave effect

hm

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if we wanted progress we wouldnt have invented math

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i also accidentally got my one and only thief critted by attacking a killing edge wielder so

oops

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NINE GOALS AND I STILL LOST

L

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Math is not real

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as it turns out Dre’Kar is a shockingly good substitute when Kai is not on the board

true

thats why I ignored the 27% crit rate

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i use literally the exact same tactics with him lmao

average fire emblem player

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> takes excessively risky engagements
> bitches when the rng doesn’t work out for them

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the speed boost is worse tho
thats my main complaint
but his bullets work for the same purpose I use Kai’s Barrage for so

me literally sending a platoon just to deal with the constant reinforcements because they otherwise can’t handle mage spam

me, later:

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no this is entirely my fault I attacked at 1 range with assassin that can throw knives

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wait there are KNIVES

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yes and no

they’re just thief locked swords

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however they are all 1-2 range and I was just literally throwing

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