Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

You’re american

(Burger)

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yeah if they left it american style it would have an additional 2000 calories

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pie thread pie thread

Hello

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i never really got the no spices thing (i now get its smth smth wartime whatever that caused the idea but too late) so I like to blame literally everyon else on this god forsaken island for it. I’m throwing yall under the bus

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hi

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mf slenderman you could probably use an additional 2000 calories

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im linking the chubbyemu video

actually i dont care enough to find it smth smth he would die

one baskin robbins oreo shake and he collapses… pathetic

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fucking love the baskin robbins oreo shake, u forgot to include the part where it also has enough crustaceans to elicit an allergic reaction!

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beautiful. and they say america doesn’t have culture

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I lowkey wish it still existed so I could try one. Just to know.

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okay so yeah theres alot of fat and sugar and such but how the fuck is there 90% of your daily calcium in there

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Death

i would say i couldn’t but it has low cholesterol :) (comparitavely) so i guess im fine

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Do not come after my twig twin

stfu eurocucks. your unholy lips will never taste the BR oreo shake and never understand the definition of bliss

im like half convinced american candy is all poison

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