Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#28507

im gonna kill u

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#28508

I can’t hold doors but by god do I try

#28509

Italy there are people in my class Im pretty sure have never spoken. The people who talk knew each other before the class I’m pretty sure

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#28510

Nice save, almost got cancelled there buddy. Ur good to go

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#28511

dont forget to tell the waiter ‘you too’ when they say to enjoy your meal

5 Likes
#28512

I love holding the door for short people they can just go under me. It’s cool.

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#28513

that’s clearly because you aren’t introducing yourself

2 Likes
#28514

Dont bite the hand that feeds you…

Bad dog…

#28515

you could literally just stand by the door instead of opposite it wtf

2 Likes
#28516

then you don’t get to feel like you’re a giant

2 Likes
#28517

Yeah but then how will people know I am tall

2 Likes
#28518

WELL NO ONE ELSE IS

#28519

italy I cannot talk first. I can barely talk in the first place

#28520

i love when people can’t reach things and they go to me for help it’s the little things in life

2 Likes
#28521

I fucking wish

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#28522

you aren’t tall you’re short and pathetic

2 Likes
#28523

Google projecting

7 Likes
#28524

the first time I went in the classroom I could feel my vocal chords like. freezing up. tightening.

1 Like
#28525

NO IM NOT

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#28526

holy sigmund freud

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