how are you gonna tell today’s story
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or tomorrow’s story for that matter
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i take a thousand bullets each day so cookie threaders can make good jokes
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I’m sorry
Dawg u take like 3 at most. The rest of them go over your head because the shooters thought you’d be taller
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babe I cannot lie it isnt that good
like yes I do appreciate that when I can’t speak I don’t have to speak but it is generally very bad. I can’t take phone calls very well for example. You know how many things require phone calls
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MARSHAL
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No I meant I wish you talked less
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In writing. As I generally do
once at a family dinner i had to get my way into the middle of the bench (it was a big table and we all sat uncomfortably close to eachother on a bench-chair) and they started getting up and pulling it out and i just stepped over the back and sat down instead and it felt great
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Oh
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Well thats just mean
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Used two messages to say something you could have said with zero
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I should be taller
i think i’d be hurt if someone with more diseases than i have mental illnesses was taller than i was so you should stay short
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Tall people bullying short people is the best shit ever
It feels so primal and natural. The natural cycle of life
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i dont think far ahead or fast enough to realise I can shrink my posts down
sorry
No
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