Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#28667

towels time sounds like an indie horror game

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#28668

doing laundry in college is horror

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#28669

I am so demotivated rn

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#28670

you never know if you’re gonna have to take someone else’s clothes out of the drier because they didn’t go pick them up and there isn’t an open drier. maybe your clothes are out of the drier because you were 3 minutes late. many such possibilities

#28671

i wish it was tomorrow already

#28672

so true. SO true. our washers are from the 80s. the driers are newer and without fail do not work.

#28673

tommorows story

#28674

today’s story is a tragedy

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#28675

maybe one of the freshmen even started a fire. you just never know

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#28676

Story. You are amazing, I know that it might appear hard, but I know you can do it.

Deep breaths, step-by-step and by the very next moment you won’t even realize you’re almost approaching the finish line.

#28677

tomorrow never comes
today is perpetual
yesterday is gone

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#28678

i won’t stop making these jokes by the way

#28679

before todaysstory there was GoneTomorrow

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#28680

i needed ice one time and someone said i could use their ice tray so i go to that freezer for like the only time ever and the door broke but i didn’t even do anything like it just broke whoever opened it next would have broken it (there were screws loose) but of course it was me

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#28681

i have a screw loose

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#28682

did you consider this is why they let you use their ice tray

#28683

holy shit

#28684

this is the new unscrewed salt shaker lid

#28685
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#28686

this is whu i never used a drier and just hung up my clothes on one of those rack thingies

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