Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

General
#28887

This is true

#28888

It’s me frfr

#28889

i had a metal bedframe laid up in the garage and i stubbed my toe on it and it split my toe open
had to literally retrace my steps to clean up the trail of blood i left grabbing a bandaid

#28890

I pretty much like any post that responds to me or has my name in it. To get more people to say my name through positive reinforcement

#28891

fun times

#28892

I eat your garbage to grow stronger
I’m like sandman but instead of sand I am the things you discard

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#28893

You’re evil

1 Like
#28894

“shes had better days” he says, putting his hand on his car. The roof then falls off as a result of receiving any force whatsoever.

#28895

i like posts i think are good

#28896

So no posts

#28897

You people are funny sometimes

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#28898

i don’t like posts i HATE fun

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#28899

Well not you geyde but some of you

#28900

You and Molly

1 Like
#28901

I’m depressed

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#28902

twinning

#28903

I was moving a bedside table in a hotel room and I was stupid and didn’t think to move the lamp first so when I nearly knocked the lamp off I tried to catch it and dropped the table on my toe

this is like the same way i burnt off my fingertips by trying to catch the frying pan after knocking it off the stove

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#28904

gotta like it its rep

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#28905

I injure myself very little

#28906

You wear heels
You’re lying