Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

happy Sorghum Day in the French Revolutionary Calendar

WOOOO SORGHUM DAY !!!

This reminds me of that one book where someone jumped into a silo filled with sorghum, thinking it contained wheat.

is this alcohol month in the french revolutionary calendar

itā€™s Fructidor, which is named after the Latin word for fruit!

What did I do

tell me when we get to thermidor thatā€™s the month where shit went down

but SOON itā€™ll be the random holidays that arenā€™t part of any month! give it up for the random holidays that arenā€™t part of any month! :D

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bad news, thatā€™s the one that was before this month

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Why do u got that quote on standby

I was going to criticise your joke but I decided to make light of this line instead. I was merciful and youā€™re welcome.

I remember a lot of lines.

fun fact: robespierre was arrested on blackberry day and executed on watering can day, putting an end to the reign of terror

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French people have the most dramatic full names.

Splatoon is the squid game where you pay a lot of money to Nintendo and sometimes you paint the ground

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Are you wearing your heels while youre in bed?

People say itā€™s the painting the ground game but I only do so inadvertently as I register no other objective but to kill. They love me on comp teams [LYING]

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In this photo yes. Usually no

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They were brand new dress shoes Iā€™d not worn before

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and you immediately decided to wear them in bed

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