Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

I was tired

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Oh okay thank god i had a heart attack

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I’m surprised that Tutuu noticed.

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I prommy I would not wear outdoor shoes in bed I’m not a fucking sicko

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I know I had just bought them because this picture was taken in a hotel and I brought the shoes there in the box they were purchased in

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Well…

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Fine, fine. Correction: I’m only a little bit of a fucking sicko

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My dad is the chief of border police his specialty is forged documents. Its in my blood. I dont miss any detail. Im watching you while you sleep.

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And I can tell for sure it’s the morning rather than after I’d been there because my medication is still on the bed, and that I hadn’t worn them the day before because the dress in the picture is the one I wore on the first day. And also because I wouldn’t wear outdoor shoes in bed because I’m not an extreme fucking sicko

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I’m like Sherlock Holmes but I deduce my own memories

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my sherlock deductions tell me that this is a really local hotel because it doesn’t look like any i’ve ever seen and also it allows dogs

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I say hotel cause it’s an easy word and I don’t have to say brands, it was an AirBnB, technically

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Quick, find the latitude and triangulate with the amplitude aptitude in order to geometrically artimethically find her address

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It had a plate with its exact coordinates on the kitchen counter

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Geometrically find the address of the rough area that my grandmother’s funeral occurred in

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Western side of the hemisphere

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Incredible deductions

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Malden, Massachusetts

42° 25’ 47.1072’’ N and 71° 4’ 15.6792’’ W

129.163.203.234

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Good try

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This is the average Massachusetts town “fun fact”

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