maldenless
Im maldeng
Hi maldeng, I’m Hazard
hey malden is where timothy dexter is from
i messed it up but shh dont shame me.
my deer surveying goat
Blaseball-ass name
Blaseball
Yes
favourite sport
Splort
Well. They never called it a splort
people called it a splort?
Yes
the more you know i guess
The world’s most popular splort
We dont talk about glolf
The official site & shit never called it a “splort” once it was a community-made term and everyone just Mandela Effected themselves into thinking it was used on-site and then after it was cancelled in the last moments of the official Discord being online and existing one of the devs posted
FUN FACT WE NEVER CALLED IT A SPLORT
They also unbanned swearing for the last day or hwatever but I don’t think I even got any swear words in
wait the official discord died?