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In Season 18 on Day 83 the Boston Flowers and the Mexico City Wild Wings created a game of Blaseball that does not even qualify as a game of sports so much as performance art. It was a double perfect through the 9th inning. Both fucking pitchers were pitching perfect games
We went on to finals so I donāt know what the hell our offence was up to but it was Rafael Davids pitching for the Wings which does explain some of it
We were having a watch party in the Flowers channels when the game happened and everyone was like āthis game sucks shitā for 5 straight innings and then someone was like. Hey. Is this a perfect. Is this a double perfect
And then it was. And it stayed one for a very long time.
Short was double Overperforming and might have literally been incapable of throwing balls? Mathematically? We cracked some of the formulas later by reverse-engineering the PRNG and Iām pretty sure the math checks out if they were still using the S1 Ruth formula
Only Willowtree ever had more ruth at any point in time Willowtree was the pitcher we lost Game 5 of the Internet Series to
I canāt believe you all unlocked my true autism powers by giving me an excuse to bring up Blaseball. Do you know how many spreadsheets I own
Meow nya purr
Nya
i remember hitting the random page button on the blaseball wiki a bunch back when it was like. i donāt even know what season it was but it was like at most 20. i remember very little besides it being unhinged
Why did bladeball end
bladeball
i wish bladeball was real
itās dodgeball but we figured out a way to stop cheaters from cheating
Money
Or lack thereof
Bladeball is where I throw knives at you and itās the best sport out there