Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

society

a lot of people died defending my house

What’s the time limit on deaths again

i am much more angelic in nature :3

google “doordash drivers near me”, write “(DOORDASH DRIVER) brings me a lot of food from different fast food establishments that I like, then lives to the ripe age of 93 living what they consider to be a happy and fulfilling life before passing away in their sleep after being stabbed repeatedly that day. March 27th”

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I just relaised i left all the dishes in the sink. Dishwashing fail

Yes

If you’re not hovering the dishes to heaven, that’s not angelic

yall should try this honestly it works wonders

the death note is a lot more useful for the non killing part of it

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I have been doing them in bunched and then lying down because i am sooo exhausted and unwell but then I just forgo

An angel has to do chores too, silviu

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write “joe biden kills donald turmp with a biden blast, then succumbs to exhaustion and dies shortly after”

could this work

Well yes, they’re not going to hover themselves up there by themselves, are they?

satan seething after having to do chores (watch over the damned for all eternity)

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point is, the cruelst creature of the kingdoms of the world is humankind, and the cruelest of humankind is the british

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Well I guess seeing people suffer for all eternity gets boring after like a day

it has to be physically possible
but I bet the president could do it

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turns out being the crumbling seat of a former evil empire will do that to your culture

Look I got better at mafia

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