Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

if telekinesis exists then I think the quote “the universe has no obligation to make sense” would apply

the telekinetic powers convert what would be a physical push into a mental push

1 Like

Sigh

thats funny
backwards telekinesis where you use moving objects to charge your brain like a generator

1 Like

no my FRIEND has telekinesis and im TRYING to FIGURE OUT how it WORKS
i cant just ACCEPT that things DONT MAKE SENSE
im AUTISTIC

1 Like

it would make perfect sense
it just is

potential energy is bullshit right. like when you go up a flight of stairs youre not fucking charging energy that’s just not true

Gecs stuck in my head again help

i think about this alot

if you were to remove the stairs

It lets you jump

ill remove your stairs

1 Like

my LEGS let me do that

potential energy is what physicists use to bandaid the fact that energy isnt actually conserved

2 Likes

just create more types of energy until its conserved

1 Like

You’re all going to give me an aneurysm

3 Likes

*annarysie

the conclusion to make here is all scientists are con artists

1 Like

This is how I die

1 Like

Especially those that make bath bombs

Evil geniuses

1 Like