:3 is sin and a crime :3
All the better 
:3
TJATS NOT WHAT I TYPED :3
:3
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HERETIC
First place medal goes to the Pope
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WRONG ENOJI
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cries
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The myth of CONSENSUAL :3
MAY: “I consent”
JAIDEN: “I consent”
BISHOP OF ROME, VICAR OF JESUS CHRIST, SUCCESSOR OF THE PRINCE OF THE APOSTLES, SUPREME PONTIFF OF THE UNIVERSAL CHURCH, PRIMATE OF ITALY, ARCHBISHOP AND METROPOLITAN OF THE ROMAN PROVINCE, SOVEREIGN OF THE STATE OF VATICAN CITY, SERVANT OF THE SERVANTS OF GOD: “I don’t!”
Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?
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we asked the pope at the hydra wedding. that counts right
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Our vows were just “:3” and in response “:3”
then the pope said, “i declare you :3 and :3”
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A beautiful wedding. There wasn’t one spectator who didn’t shed a tear. There wasn’t one spectator in general, either, but that’s not relevant.
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you cant forget the 2 gay dogs that had the gay dog wedding before us
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They were in the back rows of the chapel. I didn’t see them.
yeah. a shame the pope is so against glasses. thinks god gave you bad eyesight for a reason and all
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MAY LORE: I have one nearsighted eye and one farsighted eye. I have never actually worn glasses for this, despite the fact that the optometrist said I should be. If I’m having trouble seeing something far away, I just close the nearsighted one, and vice versa. I have absolutely no depth perception
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Litten Lore: My eyes can’t actually look at the same thing at the same thing. This means when one eye looks at sometning, the other eye looks away, so my depth perception is downgraded but I have wider sight.
Tbis also means I can randomly switch which eye I’m using lol
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