posting this would be a really funny way to come out, just saying
(joke obviously)
well shit
Pigeon gay arc?
wheeee
its exactly 18 days before my birthday!
also i dont care about totk but it comes out on my birthday so lol
Driven assimilator moment
pulls out a cucumber
cronch
What’s the thing on the right
driven assimilator stellaris
you were friends with the astros
okay so i nearly forgot that you were from texas and thought that you were just being a bandwagon fan for the AL West specifically. however only going for the texas teams is fine, it makes rooting for the astros understandable
i still have no idea how anyone outside of Houston has any affection for the Astros but in fairness i am a Mariners fan which is like. morally worse.
they’re from texas and they actually win
which is entirely how i measure my loyalty to a team
also the whole “we want houston” thing with the yankees was really funny