Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

General
#5044

:left_speech_bubble: You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however. — Richard Bach

#5045

This one’s a stretch.

#5046

I got this
@discobot quote

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#5047

:left_speech_bubble: Don’t fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have. —

#5048

You could have had the cookie
You might have warded my thievery
You should have used my tactics against me

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#5049

Jake might have the cookie, but I’m like, already the designated best town player, so who’s the real winner here?
I’m joking I don’t really think that I swear.

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#5050
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#5051

Gar you could’ve posted a Discobot quote and given it the cookie instead.

#5052

rolls scum

#5053

we shoud’ve thought of that earlier

#5054

…

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#5055

I did pretty well in AI UPick, all things considered.
That game would’ve been a Mafia sweep if it weren’t for the undetectable unkillable auto-win F5 Serial Killer.

#5056

On the other hand, my scumgame before that had four failed nightkills for various reasons. At that point you can’t blame the players for having bad luck, though.

#5057

Show me how stealing from the undeserving is a bad thing.

@discobot quote

#5058

:left_speech_bubble: I don’t believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process. — Oprah Winfrey

#5059

NOOOOO
BAD DISCOBOT

#5060

@discobot quote
Try again.

#5061

It broke because I put text after the command, by the way.
But it’s funnier to imagine discobot just falling silent in protest.

#5062

“” -

#5063

Should we send Jake to Abu Dhabi?
@discobot quote