Only cus it’d be funny but then I’d really be the Disney villain
the 10K cookie will be far staler than this one.
Wait, this one is blueberry flavored. Yum!
Petition to throw tomatoes at jake
Why are these always on-topic?
Gar had the dignity to post despite the fear of missing 5000.
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I’m trying to think of my favorite cookies
What were they called?
They have cheese cream in the dough
My name will be the first
Written in tomato blood
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KOLACKY!!
The real cookie is the shidposts we made along the way
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You didn’t even get the first cookie.
Oh whoops, the next cookie post is #5035. Watch yourselves.
Duck duck goose.
fuck i missed the cookie
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what is the— what
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You got the conciliation cookie.
You’re right. I got the 0th cookie. Stole it right off ye olde baking tray
You got the 5000th cookie. Not so much of an achievement when you think of it that way, huh?
that’s not a cooki—
this isn’t the beach, it’s a bathtub
At least it’s not the 10K cookie.