Tor would like to quit and be a florist.
Gunther does interior design.
Ulf is into mime,
Attila’s cupcakes are sublime.
Bruiser knits, Killer sews,
Fang does little puppet shows;
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns.
The onion router…
I’m proud of you for bullying yourself into doing something you needed to do.
I’m proud of myself, because it is extremely funny.
TOR: The Onion news network:tm: Report
I have a friend who it seems to me that they’re ignoring me on purpose when I DM them… and then I stopped DM them for a while.
My dream was about arguing and making it up to them.
What is a mesothelioma, but a miserable little pile of cancer?
Hey Jake are you around to play Salmon Run? I shouldn’t be up but I permit myself a little indulgence after losing at mafia
alasa kasi!!
tomo pi alasa kasi li lon. sina wile alasa kasi anu seme?
I’m in Game Zone and I’m starting without you LMK if/when you want to join I am an impatient being
It’s 4:20
It’s 4:29
4:37
59
Beep Boop
1:48
happy Button Mushroom day
You spent twelve hours playing mahjong on Valentine’s Day! Good thing you’ve never ever stayed up late! [I was up until like four that day]