Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Tor would like to quit and be a florist.
Gunther does interior design.
Ulf is into mime,
Attila’s cupcakes are sublime.
Bruiser knits, Killer sews,
Fang does little puppet shows;
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns.

The onion router…

I’m proud of you for bullying yourself into doing something you needed to do.

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I’m proud of myself, because it is extremely funny.

TOR: The Onion news network:tm: Report

I have a friend who it seems to me that they’re ignoring me on purpose when I DM them… and then I stopped DM them for a while.

My dream was about arguing and making it up to them.

What is a mesothelioma, but a miserable little pile of cancer?

Hey Jake are you around to play Salmon Run? I shouldn’t be up but I permit myself a little indulgence after losing at mafia

alasa kasi!!

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tomo pi alasa kasi li lon. sina wile alasa kasi anu seme?

I’m in Game Zone and I’m starting without you LMK if/when you want to join I am an impatient being

It’s 4:20

It’s 4:29

4:37

59

Beep Boop

1:48

happy Button Mushroom day


Mahjong Soul Wrapped delivering the most devastating fucking roast I’ve ever received

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You spent twelve hours playing mahjong on Valentine’s Day! Good thing you’ve never ever stayed up late! [I was up until like four that day]

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