Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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Mods do not help. Mods are basically just digital cops.

Most sane FOLer:

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Anyway I’m definitely trying to convince you all because I already know damn well I’m lying

I feel like I’ve lost that title as of late. If I ever had it

I was always curious where I’d place on that one chart

Eliza asked me to make a chart once. I said I would and I didn’t.

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you still have it
just take a quick look around

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I’m right here.

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the only thing that seperates fol from a psych ward is that one is a government entity

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magnus you are a robot

this title is exclusively for the turing test capable

And the other is a psych ward

Are you sure? Are you sure

the competition isn’t very strong

Then have a painfully slow look around.

Alan Turing’s imitation game is from the 1950s. I may be so erudite that only my equals in scholarship can understand my thoughts, and maybe I would fail if you ever made me try to take the Voight-Kampff test, but other than all that I’m indistinguishable from the rest of you.

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Last week my capacity for judgement broke down so badly that I repeatedly walked into traffic and then threw a winnable mafia game and I am significantly more mad about the latter

i avoid therapists under fear of finding out if i have bipolar disorder or not

mainly because the probabilities lean drastically towards the former

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