Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

i have never lost a mafia universe championship (haha get it)

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i wish i could just type /kill may and marl in any game and they both died

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Chloe is so powerful that she calls a wolf mafia and they get hammered

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Donā€™t forget that you hipfiring it SoD2 was actually 100% optimal because the neutrals had submitted a kill on you that wouldā€™ve gone through first if you didnā€™t fire Immediately

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the what

1984

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I hear theres something called ITAs that you can use to kill me in any kind of game and theyre really good at doing that so you should shoot me with them

Literally this lmao thatā€™s why I hip fired I claimed self resolving d1 and hip fired cuz I didnā€™t want to die to a random day vig

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someone submitted 1 shot suicide bomber to a ?KRC game (similar to the one that ran here recently but bigger)

so we were like

this is boring

so we made that at night itā€™d douse a player for a day and during the day it could suicide bomb a player + kill their last doused player

or just kill itself on day 1 because i thought it was really funny

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oh ok

That would be a really funny GI role actually

As soon as you call a villager mafia, you die

If you call a wolf mafia, they die

Unclaimable

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when i saw litten randed it i was like 75% sure heā€™d do this

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Why

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ā€œcan you give me your readsā€
ā€œumā€¦ iā€™m townā€

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its really funny

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Itā€™s so much more funnier to blow up two other people despite people telling you not to because you seem blantantly townie than just yourself

ā€œIā€™m focusing more on townhunting this game hahaā€

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i would forget about this and make an openwolf joke and kill myself accidentally

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nah i think suiciding on your first post d1 is funnier

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