Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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Exactly. And I had no idea that Everything wasnā€™t supposed to hurt all the time so many of those limitations were simply not trained into me. Life hacks

I always get a literal knee reaction when I am on a swing and my legs get close to touching the ground

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Beancat be like

O . O

I feel like the general you is being used generously here, also. Getting braces fucked up my jaw. Now I canā€™t bite apples

WHAT

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Thatā€™s not meant to happen, Maygus

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chupie

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mf talking like a pokemon

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Itā€™s not but my orthodontist SUCKED

I was supposed to have them for a year and had them even less. When they took the braces off they didnā€™t have a retainer ready so they made me wait a weekend and my teeth had shifted enough by then that it didnā€™t fit. Somehow they were able to make a new one instantly though? It was bizarre. My specific issues can mess with how your teeth are held in place so

Sue him

Right now

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The retainer is supposed to be ready before you get your braces off.

my orthodontist also sucked, my braces kept coming off and now my teeth are about as straight as I am

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Sue him slash her

Right now

I do love a good frivolous lawsuit

FoL lawsuits arc

Letā€™s just start suing people