Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#861

What flavor were they?

#862

I got socks for Christmas also, because I asked for them. I didn’t get enough socks, though, so I bought more afterward.

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#863

It’s beginning to look alot like christmas eveeeerywheeree youuu goooo

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#864

Unfortunately though it would still end in death for most except for the unlucky ones. Pray it isn’t you.

#865

It was still good to have half the number of socks I needed, though. It also meant I didn’t have to pick a kind of sock, which is good, because I suffer from decision paralysis - I just needed to buy another thing of the socks I already had.

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#866

cherry

#867

Legit we’re dealing with a cyclone, so it brought for the first time persistent snowfall this winter

#868

Nice, I got a WACOM DRAWING TABLET from WACOM INCORPOREALATED

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#869

heres another one
“i cant play good chess at 1am”

#870

I got one years ago and it’s held up great. I haven’t even changed the pen nibs in… three years?

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#871

Bro what, I already flattened one of mine.

I think I neeed to change sensitivity lmao

#872

I think I’ve just become completely numb to them flattening. They’re all terribly worn down, they just still work.

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#873

i just have an ipad pro
wacom doesnt do much if your computer is shit

#874

My initial thought was “Just apocalypse, then erase all mentions of chess everywhere, including in your internal memory. No Chess No Bad at Chess.”

#875

iPad row

#876

specifically, the problem isn’t that i suck at 1am
the problem is that im not a chess god

#877

This is just hte “corrupt a wish” forum game

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#878

Then I thought a simpler solution would probably just be to destroy all other agents that are capable of playing chess

#879

And the genie loves simple solutions, mainly pan-mortal ones.

#880

Destroying all other agents that could play chess would definitely make you #1 rated in the world.

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