the largest problem with society is that i dont win enough chess games
I miss the old kind of corrupted wish where people were just driven to insanity by the exact consequences of their wish as written rather than twisting them to an apocalyptic level threat
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Corrupted wish where everyone dies regardless of what you ask.
Achieving your goals with the snap of a finger is deeply unsatisfying even if you get them perfect
i do too
this one is entirely jakeās fault
Just make all the characters in Winning at Chess land constantly go on about oh you must have worked so hard whatās your secret and then you can be eaten alive by guilt and a deep sense of dissatisfaction with your ill-gotten gains as you watch everyone around you make true progress on their own meri hey I finally won a mahjong hand tonight
What the fuck is a Majong hand
A hand of mahjong. Like a hand of poker
Extra hand you get if youāre good enouhg at mahjong
One of us tells only the truth the other tells only lies
Mahjong hand sounds like a condition that mahjong players get, not a prize for winning nahjong
But both are telling me to piss off!
Piss paradox
Take a hike, to Big Billās Labrynth Hell: home of CHALLENGE PISSING - thatās right - CHALLENGE PISSING. How does it work? If you can piss six feet into the air straight up, and not get wet, you get progression through the maze!
Donāt wait! Donāt delay! Donāt fuck with us or weāll rip your wax wings off!
Richii Mahjong is really quite simple
If you have about 3 and a half hours i can teach you the basics
Do it
If you see a button that says āRiichiā, immediately click it and never look back. Every time you discard a tile, say āme when Iām discard tilesā. Always go for Seven Pairs. These are the rules