Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

the largest problem with society is that i dont win enough chess games

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I miss the old kind of corrupted wish where people were just driven to insanity by the exact consequences of their wish as written rather than twisting them to an apocalyptic level threat

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waow iphone

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Corrupted wish where everyone dies regardless of what you ask.

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Achieving your goals with the snap of a finger is deeply unsatisfying even if you get them perfect

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i do too
this one is entirely jakeā€™s fault

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Just make all the characters in Winning at Chess land constantly go on about oh you must have worked so hard whatā€™s your secret and then you can be eaten alive by guilt and a deep sense of dissatisfaction with your ill-gotten gains as you watch everyone around you make true progress on their own meri hey I finally won a mahjong hand tonight

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What the fuck is a Majong hand

A hand of mahjong. Like a hand of poker

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Extra hand you get if youā€™re good enouhg at mahjong

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One of us tells only the truth the other tells only lies

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Mahjong hand sounds like a condition that mahjong players get, not a prize for winning nahjong

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But both are telling me to piss off!

Piss paradox

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Take a hike, to Big Billā€™s Labrynth Hell: home of CHALLENGE PISSING - thatā€™s right - CHALLENGE PISSING. How does it work? If you can piss six feet into the air straight up, and not get wet, you get progression through the maze!

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Donā€™t wait! Donā€™t delay! Donā€™t fuck with us or weā€™ll rip your wax wings off!

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Richii Mahjong is really quite simple
If you have about 3 and a half hours i can teach you the basics

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Do it

If you see a button that says ā€œRiichiā€, immediately click it and never look back. Every time you discard a tile, say ā€œme when Iā€™m discard tilesā€. Always go for Seven Pairs. These are the rules

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