Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

If anybody asks I didn’t tell you to kill anybody with hammers ever OK?

totally legally and safely i assume

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…No…

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I know you are anti murder at heart may

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They don’t give me a real alignment because they fear my power

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KILL THEM WITH HAMMERS

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yessir right away

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I’m anti murder because of the practical consequences though yeah

magnus if the point you bring up to argue you should be chaotic is that you crossed the highway on a bike then you are definitely not chaotic

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I’m pro murder because I get paid to die

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i’m anti-murder because my mum said it is bad

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your mom is goat milk

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I’m still neutral on the murder debate

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im definitely lawful because when I made my catboy bot I checked the licenses of the things I used first

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I don’t want to be chaotic, but that wasn’t an argument from me. It was more of a counterexample contradicting the “lawful” component.

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you cannot half kill somebody
you must decide
it is compulsive

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Like it’s not good for your mental health. To murder people. Especially given it’s the sort of thing you have to take to your grave. It’s not healthy to keep secrets forever. Plus most interpersonal problems are worsened by murder because if you’re somewhat close to someone you have to watch literally everybody grieve them and talk about how great they were and it’s INFURIATING

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MODS!!! They said mum, kill em

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oh are we giving serious answers in that case i’m ambivalent

thats so lawful

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