well i would have bullied u for working at crumbl because it fucking sucks so if it’s any consolation that wont happen any more
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you should work at five below its so easy to steal stuff from there
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bluds think i’m gonna go all the way to stowe to work as a dishwasher 
the only five and below is so far away
it’s like almost an hour drive my mom won’t do that
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I once got offered a job as a mafia game designer
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remember kids the irs don’t care where you get the money as long as you pay ur taxes
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ah ok fair
it was the only place that accepted me besides starbucks (if i worked early mornings), I was gonna go for starbucks but they got rid of their trans healthcare stuff so i couldn’t be a classic starbucksmoder and i wasnt working early mornings without it
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i tried starbucks but unfortunately no open positions are in vermont either
smdh
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wait ima look again
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i kinda wish i did starbucks cuz i know id absolutely kill it in that lil hat and apron etc
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heyyy
there are actually barista jobs open 
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chupie
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chupie!
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Bribes. If you receive a bribe, include it in your income.
Illegal activities. Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.
Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless in the same year, you return it to its rightful owner.
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chupie
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isnt this just champs
you know I meant that in a “this idea is hilariously bad because it completely changes the fabric of how mafia is played and totally fucks over people who are killed at night early for playing well” type of way
so yes
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allow players to submit conditional actions?
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