Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#11146

may
:woweegun:

#11147

Thats not entirely true just the ones I stopped talking to when I knew they were questioning their gender and ndever got a status update on. But thats a good chunk

#11148

my sister in christ you’re the one who made the sandwich
if you dont wanna be blacklisted all you have to do is say you aren’t blacklisted

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#11149

:wowee:

#11150

this is why self blacklists are dumb and you should just call yourself retired instead

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#11151

So as you probably we had a channel in this one Discord server like ages ago where we just pretended it was a PTA Facebook group. Mine was called Cheryl Wilson she was the president of the PTA with a massive superiority complex. She was an Irish Catholic her hair was naturally red but she had to dye it blonde since she was a kid because in the Karenverse there is still great discrimination against Irish people due to the dangerous presence of Marget Thacher

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#11152

…does pta stand for parent teacher association or is this something i’m unfamiliar with

#11153

Parent Teacher Association yes

#11154

i will live out my 1000 day and 1000 night sentance and I will enjoy it

2026 isnt ready for what’s coming

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#11155

@Arete i feel like this is the vibe campaign 2 needs

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#11156

She was initially married when the chat started, got a divorce early on because her husband secretly vaccinated her children. One of her kids ran away from home to live with her father, the other was still living at home while the legal proceedings went on until the Incident

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#11157

reject dungeons and dragons, embrace housewives and homeowners associations

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#11158

D&D but the only demon you are fighting is homosexuality

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#11159

campaign 2?
can i join

#11160

The Incident happened when she got into a fight with another member of the PTA over whether minions were communist (Cheryl believed they were, Rita enjoyed posting minion memes in the PTA group), accused Rita of trying to usurp her position as PTA president, then got so angry over this that her soul left her body and descended into Hell. There was an extended sequence in which she tried to convert the residents of Hell to Catholicism and she only managed to break out when Rita joined her in hell busting through the walls with her megavan (Rita has too many kids for a minivan)

#11161

Yes. Karenverse!!!

But why don’t I even remember anything from here?

#11162

idk if arete is actually planning a second campaign or not i was just making a joke

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#11163

Wait, I remember this part. It was my favorite part of the movie

#11164

wait y’all FINISHED?

#11165

what happened to this thread

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