Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

no but we’re near the end

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we want that cookie brah

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GRAND IDEA TURBO

i think we’re going to level 20
we’re at level 18 and have been 18 for a couple weeks now

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based

katze play GI turbo

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idk i feel like this thread got a lot more unhinged the moment eliza turned green

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true

When she came back, she found out her boyfriend had ran off into the woods like a wild animal, and her other child had been rescued by her ex-husband. She proceeded to lose the kids in the divorce. As you’ll recall, this is a PTA Facebook group, and Cheryl’s only joy in life was her position of power as president of the PTA, and you cannot really be part of a PTA if you do not have any children attending a school. So she snooped through the school records, tracked down a divorced man with kids, and married him so she could stay in the PTA

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Her old kids were boring. Her new kids were funny. The older one called herself Lilith and was obsessed with Cruella De Ville but was homophobic. The younger one loved Catholic techno music

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Cheryl was DEFINITELY a closeted lesbian

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Cruella De Ville? I just watched a video essay about it

May are you spying on me

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old kids and new kids are so funny as like a phrase to use

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She was generated by thispersondoesnotexist and looks like this

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No

Minions Impact is the Minions version of Genshin Impact that exists in this universe

I really really really want to see 2 bots that continously speak to each other

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you should start soloqueueing in valorant then

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