This is making me giggle too hard
We use a Discord bot that lets us make different profiles for the Karenverse
Susan was a gambling addict, Margot was in love with Mario (who Cheryl also felt was communist), Deborahâs Facebook account was continuously hacked by her kids and everybody else on the internet and alternated between posting scripture, amongus, and spam links, Karen was constantly being told by her kids that WAP stood for âWorship and Prayerâ and was obsessed with Ronald Reagan, Karen was a troll AI invented by Catgirl Elon Musk in 2005 who gained sentience, wrote My Immortal, and tried to troll the Facebook group before realising she could never be more absurd than the existing Karen Khat.
Later, inverse versions of all the characters were invented. :champagne_glass: Nerak was a Catholic catgirl I donât remember any of the others
Sharon was just like a straight man she was a perfectly normal centrist soccer mom who joined this PTA well into the hell-descension-ascension situation
Scientology and atheist cult!!!
Just imagine imagine. That those 3 are actual bots, AI generated bots, that talk to each other
Oh oh I forgot one of the core character traits . Rita repeatedly committed vehicular manslaughter using her megavan but she called it vehicular womanslaughter and every time someone criticised her for it she would accuse them of not supporting her #girlboss essential oil business
youâre at 17 still I think
but yeah current Plan is to go to level 20
Megavan is like the comically large celebrity limousine but as a monster truck?
Something like that. I forget how many kids and divorces Rita had but it had to have been a world record
tbh I am slightly regretting starting you all at level 2 for the sole reason that if weâd started at level 1 I could say I DMâd a 1-20 campaign
HEY
sfw forum
Who needs indian telenovelas when you get may home baked kareniverse
At some point they were convinced âP3N15â was a nickname for Jesus and every time someone tried to tell them otherwise they would claim Antifa disinformation campaigns
Auntie Fa is deeply dissapointed
There was also an extended sequence where a child was banished to⌠Wisconsin? Wyoming? Something like that? For being a âdrug dealerâ, as she liked dandelions and those were Weeds
Washington (washing macchine codename) D.C. (life support disconnect codename)
How many child support victims does Rita have
More than probably physically possible. The Karenverse operates on an altered timescale. She got divorced and remarried in the span of 4 days once
Ex on my love belt