Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

This is making me giggle too hard

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We use a Discord bot that lets us make different profiles for the Karenverse

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Susan was a gambling addict, Margot was in love with Mario (who Cheryl also felt was communist), Deborah’s Facebook account was continuously hacked by her kids and everybody else on the internet and alternated between posting scripture, amongus, and spam links, Karen was constantly being told by her kids that WAP stood for “Worship and Prayer” and was obsessed with Ronald Reagan, Karen :wine_glass: was a troll AI invented by Catgirl Elon Musk in 2005 who gained sentience, wrote My Immortal, and tried to troll the Facebook group before realising she could never be more absurd than the existing Karen Khat.

Later, inverse versions of all the characters were invented. :champagne_glass: Nerak was a Catholic catgirl I don’t remember any of the others


Sharon was just like a straight man she was a perfectly normal centrist soccer mom who joined this PTA well into the hell-descension-ascension situation

Scientology and atheist cult!!!

Just imagine imagine. That those 3 are actual bots, AI generated bots, that talk to each other

Oh oh I forgot one of the core character traits . Rita repeatedly committed vehicular manslaughter using her megavan but she called it vehicular womanslaughter and every time someone criticised her for it she would accuse them of not supporting her #girlboss essential oil business

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you’re at 17 still I think

but yeah current Plan is to go to level 20

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Megavan is like the comically large celebrity limousine but as a monster truck?

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Something like that. I forget how many kids and divorces Rita had but it had to have been a world record

tbh I am slightly regretting starting you all at level 2 for the sole reason that if we’d started at level 1 I could say I DM’d a 1-20 campaign :joy_cat:

HEY

sfw forum

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Who needs indian telenovelas when you get may home baked kareniverse

At some point they were convinced “P3N15” was a nickname for Jesus and every time someone tried to tell them otherwise they would claim Antifa disinformation campaigns

Auntie Fa is deeply dissapointed

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There was also an extended sequence where a child was banished to… Wisconsin? Wyoming? Something like that? For being a “drug dealer”, as she liked dandelions and those were Weeds

Washington (washing macchine codename) D.C. (life support disconnect codename)

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How many child support victims does Rita have

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More than probably physically possible. The Karenverse operates on an altered timescale. She got divorced and remarried in the span of 4 days once

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Ex on my love belt