Skill issue if you did
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It was like a year ago
SKILL
ISSUE
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The middle school former best friend had to help me down
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EVEN BIGGER SKILL ISSUE
I had like apologised to her and made it clear I didn’t hold a grudge by then so at least she didn’t intentionally drop me on the ground and let me shatter like a drinking glass
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medium rare skill issue
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Apologising to her was a skill issue though she once was like majorly shocked at me that I didn’t hit my siblings
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large Diet Coke skill issue
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She did not believe in climate change and she was completely incapable of saying anything nice at any point. Once she was singing Hey There Delilah to me as a joke and she replaced “pretty” with “ugly” just because if anyhting remotely kind ever exited her lips she would explode
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I hear she got marginally better later on but I stopped talking to her in when I was 13 and just never really did again. Except for having mutual friends. Who would invite us both to parties .
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I dont subscribe to the theory that we all live in a simulation but I do subscribe to the theory that May does and the researchers just gave may access to the real world internet to see what would happen
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I think her whole deal was mostly the fact that when you meet people in like. Middle school high school for the most part what you are really doing is meeting their parents. Because I also literally knew her parents and as soon as you met them it was an immediate “Oh yeah there’s the source of all that” moment
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I do
see when me and my friend started hating eachother the friend group just outright split up like the fucking east-west schism and I haven’t talked to half the friendgroup in months
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It was like the first time we’d ever spoken after I apologised and she literally had to hold my hand and physically help me down from the roof it was a fucking movie you could HEAR the heartwarming background music play
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I think she’s the kind of person who’ll change a lot in college. I need to send spies to tail her so I can see if she improves I want her to improve
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yeah this is so true mfs will have their own little weird quirks and then you’ll realize that its just something that one of their parents do
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One of her Inherited Traits was that she was like really judgy about religious people. Never any good or interesting critiques of religion I was raised Catholic I have plenty of those she was just calling people weirdos because they said their family goes to church
And I say this because I’ve just remembered that she was ALSO invited to a party which was actually a front for someone’s youth group? Like we went there and there was a fucking youth pastor and they had us all sit in a circle and pray? Which was a bizarre experience in its own right but remembering she was there makes it even funnier
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Someone needs to go back and time and record all ehr thoughts with a tape recorder and put them on the radio for prime time entertainment