Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Remember, 99% of people quit gambling right before they win big

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Do NOT play mahjong for money however. Mahjong causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit

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This is why you should sell your house and be homeless for a chance of getting more money

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Thread deleted for too many endorsements of life-ruining gambling habits

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I always wondered how it got to this. How do you end up losing your own house by betting?

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Some people are very desperate I guessā€¦

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Gambling addiction

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It gets pretty frightening. These greedy casino higher-up people get 70% of their profit from the slot machines.

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gambling is a game to be played for fun, if you have spare money
but remember that the house always wins, and no constant player is ever up in a casino

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We DO endorse cheating at poker in this thread though

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One man, and only one, was up in the casino by a slight margin, and he played rather consistently

He was banned

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In his youth, Mike Trout was banned from a baseball-throwing carnival game for winning too much

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if the house isnā€™t winning, youā€™re not aswell

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Can you fuckin imagine being a professional poker player. I would die. I would die so bad of death. Watch ā€œWHY DO I CHOOSE THIS FOR A LIVINGā€ - Jon Bois Pretty Good E8 [Re-upload]

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Hello Iā€™m killing the world I donā€™t have any friends

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Sounds standard supervillanous

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Can you play poker

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Iā€™m going back in a minute I need a little more help I have a lot to get to get to work but Iā€™m not sure what to say I just wanted you know Iā€™m gonna go back in the house for the weekend so if youā€™re still up and around you could just come by my place if not I donā€™t care but Iā€™m just going out there and Iā€™m not going anywhere right away I just donā€™t wanna go out and do nothing I just donā€™t know how much to be honest

Is this a yes

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Is there a reason

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