Remember, 99% of people quit gambling right before they win big
Do NOT play mahjong for money however. Mahjong causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit
This is why you should sell your house and be homeless for a chance of getting more money
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I always wondered how it got to this. How do you end up losing your own house by betting?
Some people are very desperate I guessā¦
Gambling addiction
It gets pretty frightening. These greedy casino higher-up people get 70% of their profit from the slot machines.
gambling is a game to be played for fun, if you have spare money
but remember that the house always wins, and no constant player is ever up in a casino
We DO endorse cheating at poker in this thread though
One man, and only one, was up in the casino by a slight margin, and he played rather consistently
He was banned
In his youth, Mike Trout was banned from a baseball-throwing carnival game for winning too much
if the house isnāt winning, youāre not aswell
Can you fuckin imagine being a professional poker player. I would die. I would die so bad of death. Watch āWHY DO I CHOOSE THIS FOR A LIVINGā - Jon Bois Pretty Good E8 [Re-upload]
Hello Iām killing the world I donāt have any friends
Sounds standard supervillanous
Can you play poker
Iām going back in a minute I need a little more help I have a lot to get to get to work but Iām not sure what to say I just wanted you know Iām gonna go back in the house for the weekend so if youāre still up and around you could just come by my place if not I donāt care but Iām just going out there and Iām not going anywhere right away I just donāt wanna go out and do nothing I just donāt know how much to be honest
Is this a yes