Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

I always thought he picked up those extra lives off-screen, but now I don’t know what to think.

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unless his mom was eating 1 ups

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Mario gets several lives after restarting post-game over

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They can’t be collected off screen that wouldn’t make sense

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yes but mario isnt unborn post-game over

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he fucking dies for real then god revives him god is canon in mario

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why else are there CHURCHES in mario is missing

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or its a CHECKPOINT or those STAR FUCKS from the ORIGINAL PAPER MARIO did it again

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WHY DON’T THEY JUST WISH BOWSER OUT OF EXISTENCE

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shoutouts to twink from pm64

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MOTHERFUCKERS CAN BRING PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD with extremely limited power
You tell me they can’t just send bowser to the shadow realm?

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Perchance

bowser stole their shit and has crazy good tech

bowser literally just kicked their door down while they were all there

remember bowser has access to magic and can be ressurected after falling into lava himself

why doesn’t bowser just remove mario’s extra lives

i do not remember the lore but i think maybe theyre just wimps

if you can resurrect shit you can kill shit

mario technically has divine prophecy protecting him according to super Mario rpg

Mario only has one life.