Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#13127

mmm camcer skittles

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#13128

i said proud twice. wording fail

#13129

we ARE proud. it makes it taste better. proud 2x even. if i can pronounce all of the ingredients on your product it probably sucks

#13130

I feel like this wraps round to my first point about the pride skittles because they’re all white skittles. American skittles during pride month are trying to kill you

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#13131

(The gays are trying to kill children by putting metal in their food)

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#13132

“oh no there’s metal in the stuff we eat” mfers when they hear what forks and spoons are made out of

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#13133

You’re making some really good points but unfortunately as I’m taking the homophobic side of this argument I have to ignore them. Cutlery is demonic anyways. We use god’s cutlery in my house. All real food is made to be eaten with your hands

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#13134

If you show me scrambled eggs I will cry

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#13135

Wait what’s the flavour situation on those

#13136

Are they all the same flavour or are they indistinguishable

#13137

whatever they’re selling me at mcdonalds is killing me but goddamn is it worth every month i shave off

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#13138

truth

#13139

exactly the same as regular skittles. every year i see shelves dedicated to these things. they are always filled

#13140

wait… they advertise that as a positive in america!? they advertise no artificial colors or flavourings here…

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#13141

some of them also do this, some of them loud and proud say “naturally and artificially flavored!”. Depends on the store and the product

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#13142

They’re legally required to say they’re “naturally and artificially flavoured” like it’s in the law

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#13143

It’s not advertising it’s FDA shit

(3) In cases where the flavor contains a solely natural flavor(s), the flavor shall be so labeled, e.g., “strawberry flavor”, “banana flavor”, or “natural strawberry flavor”. In cases where the flavor contains both a natural flavor and an artificial flavor, the flavor shall be so labeled, e.g., “natural and artificial strawberry flavor”. In cases where the flavor contains a solely artificial flavor(s), the flavor shall be so labeled, e.g., “artificial strawberry flavor”.

https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/cfrsearch.cfm?fr=101.22

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#13144

yah but some of them go above and beyond with it. like imma try to find examples where they like make it big asf and are proud ofi t

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#13145

They in fact include natural flavours presumably so that they can say “natural and artificial flavour” which sounds better than just “artificial flavour”

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#13146

to be fair there’s a lot of situations where i will aim for artificial flavors over natural ones like cherries

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