Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#13347

i read faster!

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#13348

I want to bleed out after killing like 5 people for heroic reasons, causing a revolution to burn down an infernal institution with my sacrifice

#13349

I swear im gonna be the best looking old person I take such absurd care of my body and the nature of hrt means menopause canā€™t wreck my stuff either

#13350

maybe

maybe me reading fast is why i never understand things bt my brain and thoughts are so impatient lmao

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#13351

ok heisenberg

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#13352

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#13353

walter

#13354

maybe you could try slowing life down
it just makes you seem nervous in a professional setting

#13355

This is the exact moment I became Heisenberg

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#13356

how do i slow life down :skull:

#13357

by just sitting and processing things
being an adddultttt

#13358

m

i donā€™t think i can do that?

#13359

how the fuck do you sit still thatā€™s aggravating

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#13360

and you cant try anyway

#13361

how to reset:
sleep

now your brain is back to normal the following day

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#13362

The moment I became hiesenberg was April 23, 2022. I have since become consumed by a genuine passion to win. win what? idk. I just need to win

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#13363

my life is moving way to fast on its own

#13364

thatā€™s your sigma instinct
the agenda is attempting to suppress your true potential

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#13365

i think old people would call that overstimulation

#13366

all they want is equality and rights and being able to live their lives