Hwat about poker cookies… we will have two of those shortly (not very shortly it iwll still be a while) (I think it is time for me to go to bed and dodge learning anything more about poker) (as it is 5 AM nearly) (it is very late) (why am I still awake) (I really need to fix my sleep schedule huh) (Not sure why the parenthetical today) (Tonight?) (Tomorning?) (Amongus? ) (Sus.)
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i will hunt you down and force you to learn poker in the morning
again
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(Bold of you to assume I will be awake in the morning)
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(It will be at least the afternoon)
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(Before I wake up)
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happy Litten day
literally just a habit
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11 hours desrroyrd
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Its become so much of one you dont actually read posts before liking them which kinda diminishes the point
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Also why I disabled like notifications
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it diminishes the point but it doesnt like, make eliza about to die or something because of it
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Yes it does
Im on my way to steal her spine
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hold 'em is also marginally harder to cheat at than five-card draw, which can be broken in half by anyone who knows their way around a deck of cards
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like they do in Texas, please
fold’ em let 'em hit me raise it, baby stay with me (I love it)
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DR3 poker night
Bottom text
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dont you dare ruin my gambling with math
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Actually I do most of the time
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I swear i didnt cheat
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i mean like burn cards don’t do shit to anyone who knows what they’re doing but it’s at least slightly harder than in 5-card draw where you just have to bottom runup a plausible full house to win without anyone suspecting a thing
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the point of burn cards i think is explicitly to prevet cheating with a marked deck i think
if you know anything about sleight of hand then they kinda dont do anything
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