Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Us… sUs

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Your mother is your mother.

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your mother is my mother

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We’re not siblings, Jake

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Your mother is so not my sibling that she has to keep reminding me each time we talk

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Awesome post it makes a lot of sense I like it a lot

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if you wanna feel old, we’re coming up on the 20th anniversary of Bioshock pretty soon
a game that still feels modern like
today

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bioshock came out in August of 2007

it is February of 2023

the anniversary is four years and six months away, excluding about 15 days

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What could happen in four years. Probably like four things. Maximum

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yes, coming up on
4 years is like nothing

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oh come on thats like saying you’re going to be an adult soon to a middleschooler

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anyone who thinks 4 years is a long time is definitely 18 or younger tbh

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or secondary school

i keep thinking marl is american
i need to keep better track so my insults hit harder

actually isnt marl central

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who do you think i am, Justin Roiland?

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hey
i could be dead in four years with this record
its a long time

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How many things have happened since 2019. I’d put it at three, I think. Which is not a lot of things

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