Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

if you were born after i slept with your mother please don’t speak to me

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okay so
say you slept with my mother before i was born
would that still count as sleeping with my mother? you didn’t sleep with a mom
by sleeping with her once have you slept with her in all forms? is that how it works? i need answers

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Schrodingers Mother

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D-Dad?

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Concern: Cover letters

it was when she became a mother

“i slept with your future mother” just doesnt sound right
it sounds like theyre going to get a new mom
it sounds like the person saying it is their parent actually

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death

hey guys have you heard the news
tacos are taking over the world

but its not even taco tuesday

Damn I meant to post that Tuesday

Pretty sure taco bell is too old for that

i believe you

we could start the invasion a day earlier

Ugh

This song over roblox is so so grating

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around the end of school we could play music on the speakers on occasion and i assembled a coalition of absolute losers to put their name on the song list to play this and the milk and cereal song so we didnt have to listen to taylor swift all fucking day

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milk and cereal
milk and cereal
milk and cereal
cereal and milk

that song slaos btw and still goes so hard today

also the narwhal song. cant forget that

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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