Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

i will eat food for the sole excuse of having a sauce with it

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wait cookie got hit? sadge i was playing D&D

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Like. A small taco that you fry

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mom food :)

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My mom is usually not the cook over my dad but she Does make good taquitos

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i’ve missed my daily dose of May Talking About Things Beyond My Comprehension… goin thru withdrawl eliza u got no idea

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didnt you call your mother a terrible cook

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so true

Broadly, yes. Mostly due to her refusal to follow recipes. If she already knows how to make something she can do that well

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same. not the taquito part the other part. although she might nake good taquitos

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@mom do you make good taquitos

my grandma is the opposite
she scoured the world for the BEST recipies and then memorized them

she claims she is not a good cook but what is a good cook

domain expansion: unlimited shitpost

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true

my grandma is secretly walter white

my grandma is a short lebanese lady and if anyone called her a bad cook she would slap them with a sandal

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In no small part because she’s a health food person who will cut back on the ingredients she deems “unhealthy”, not understanding that, like… that… affects the recipe, you can’t just make me cut the amount of butter and sugar in the cookies in half, dude, that’s not how it works. I had to talk her out of going on a juice cleanse

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