Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

if she is lebasnia then how she have kids

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If you have ever wondered where I got that from. Uh

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your grandma is lebanese?? did she adopt or did she come out recently

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im trying to contain my anger, marshal.

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SAME JOKE JAIL

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BOTH OF YOU ARE GOING TO SAME JOKE JAIL

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lasagna

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SAD

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will we get tge same prison cell so we can hang out

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And the immediate aggressive “Stop talking about this” when she tries to comment on food in front of me will shut her up For That Time but somehow she never gets the message in the long run

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Fine, you can hang out

we will be so insufferable tho. people will say something even mildly punn-able and they will hear it not once but twice. it’s a prison for everyone esle

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I’ll Allow It

I am simply the quirked up white boy goated with the sauce hitting the griddy

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She actually made me do this growing up FTR. Literal crime

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i feel like we have very different ideas on what we’re capable of in prison

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THEY’RE FUCKING COOKIES

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i feel like i would love prison ngl. I could write or something and not have pressures of having a career. I would totally own prison. even same joke prison

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when i go to prison im going to tell people im there for breaking mafia rule 3 and promptly be beaten to death

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Breaking mafia rule 3… with whom?

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