Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#1582

atlas is here yet hes not claiming to not be a yoshi plush despite clearly being a map
this will be important later

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#1583

i picked atlas because it was the last name i heard before being invited
i knew nothing about the titan or the map whatsoever
i did play bioshock like six or so years ago though

#1584

I feel like the only potential advantage Iā€™d have in a fight is that I am weak enough to have zero sense of, like, honour. I WILL bite you

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#1585

target identified

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#1586

YOU ARE STILL NOT CLAIMING NOT TO BE YOSHI. PLEASE CONFIRM YOU ARE NOT YOSHI.

#1587

Can I get out of learning to play poker by biting you

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#1588

poker is inevitable
you will learn poker

#1589

may since you live in my shed i can just teach you poker

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#1590

i feel like i could powerwalk away and win after a few minutes

#1591

timing out your opponent doesnt seem very competitive

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#1592

Hey, I walk very quickly. I have long legs. Now, running, on the other hand, I am physically incapable of and havenā€™t done in years.

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#1593

what about powerwalking

#1594

Iā€™m always powerwalking

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#1595

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you canā€™t run forever

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#1596

That was the original idea but by mentioning wanting to learn poker Iā€™ve invoked a contract from which I canā€™t hide

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#1597

I canā€™t run, period, Italy, we just went over this

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#1598

trust me poker is way simpler than it looks you could play it drunk

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#1599

you shouldnā€™t because itā€™s a game that requires reason

but you could.

#1600

if an 11 year old me and her friends can play poker i think anyone can

#1601

bluffing doesnt matter and neither does reading other people because youā€™re always going to be playing against depressed looking 40+ year old men or college groupies
its just about looking at the cards and thinking about how egotistical your opponent is

anyway i ran out of momentum a bit ago so
i guess im leaving
sorry for wasting time