Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

General
#17487

angels

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#17488

It’s baseball

#17489

i usually root for the pirates because my mom is from pittsburgh and likes them. that’s given me nothing but pain though so i am looking to find pain in a New and Exciting way and maybe become a mariners fan instead.

#17490

Why do I know so many Mariners fans by choice. It’s one thing if you’re born into it. Isn’t there enough pain

#17491

i’m a secondary mariners fan but at this point i have more hope in their season than i do in the team i usually root for (which i’m wary to say because it’s for local reasons)

#17492

Oooh look at this reasonable person not doxxing themselves in the cookie thread. Could not be me

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#17493

So I was investigating the wrapper of a chocolate biscuit and there wasa label saying “None of our products have pork fats”

???

#17494

coming from a team that hasn’t won the division THIS MILLENIA makes it a lot easier tbh

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#17495

perhaps I am spoiled because the other pittsburgh sports have been good for me. go steelers. still.

#17496

hey they almost had a winning season for a while there. then they remembered who they were

#17497

You think You’re spoiled

#17498

My parents ARE Patriots fans because they only started following football after moving here

#17499

I make up for it by being a devout oklahoma city thunder fan and watching most regular season games during the tankathon. They was starting dudes named charlie brown jr by the end of the season at one point

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#17500

too lazy to watch games but i will gladly look at the box score and argue with people who did

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#17501

I haven’t s game in forever because I have been so perpetually Splatoonbrained etc

#17502

the nba is incredibly fucked up b/c draft position means more than arguably any other sport and the cap rules making it exceedingly hard to get good players through Free Agency unless you’re miami/new york/LA. So the only option is to start the worst mfers on the planet and pray you lose and get a better draft spot. only to get the #2 pick and have him be injured FOR THE WHOLE SEASON

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#17503

sometimes your first pick is a bust, you have an all time bad season, and you get pick number five

#17504

i feel a little for detroit sports fans they’re in purgatory. they have to put all their hopes on the lions and that’s when you know it’s over

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#17505

I fell asleep by the timr you returned. SAD

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#17506

YOURE STILL HERE