Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Is it true Texas has many many bumpkin weirdos?

also they caused a housing market crash in my state

Literally immigration!

it’s not that bad
probably

sounds like your source has spent a lot of time around college station

Has anyone heard of Wisconsin? What’s happening around there?

cheese… mmm cheese. lots of cheese. also the packers

CHEESE?

so much of it

hmmfghgfgh

wisconsin sure is a state, the real question is, any of you fuckers ever heard of Wyoming?

yea

Wyoming Fact: There is exactly two (corrected from one) sets of escalators in wyoming

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yah it’s got

Josh Allen (former resident)
My Great Aunt (former resident)

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the state i know the most about is illinois, though, for complicated reasons that have surprisingly little to do with the fact that my favorite album is about the place

illinois is such a fucking Location. Chicago is a cursed mess of a city (affectionate) and it’s the most normal part

im ngl lp1 by american football is my favorite illinois related album. just encapsulates it so well. been bumpin that shit recently

i’ve heard good things about american football but i was actually talking about Come On, Feel The Illinoise! by Sufjan Stevens

(i am aware lol)

yea just wanted to make that clear i fucking adore that album