Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

FLOWER GIRL FLOWER GIRL

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The people who got married have since divorced. I only put the photo on display after that happened

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watchtower you say…

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I love the divorce photo

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They didn’t let me throw petals

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They should’ve let you throw petals

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May you should throw more petals

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Maybe if I’d thrown petals their marriage would’ve lasted

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jesus christ may

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lmao

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im going to say something like “yeah thats definitely what caused it” and youre gonna say smth like “yeah actually its because a fire burnt down their house and they just never recovered from the trauma”

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may did you set the fire because you couldnt throw petals

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I don’t know why they divorced I think it was just for regular reasons

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I love regular reasons

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If there aren’t any funny hijinks involved in the divorce I am NOT showing up

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My parents never got married so I get to be a bastard. I bet you guys dont get to be bastards

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Looney Tunes divorce

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WHo here a bastard I wanna know where my homies at

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isn’t 10ish years kinda strong for a marriage

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